by little red pen
Context: The Rabbit is writing a Christmas play. It’s about a group of sea creatures and a marine biologist.
One of the characters is a leafy sea dragon. The Rabbit wants to change it to a leaf sea dragon. The Cat feels strongly that this is not okay.
Cat: It’s stupid, you need to say leafy sea dragon.
Rabbit: It’s my play, I’ll say what I want.
Cat: Fine, then I’m not going to be in it.
Rabbit: Right, I’m going to take all your parts out.
Cat: Go on, I don’t care.
Rabbit: Oh, alright then, I’ll make it a leafy sea dragon.
Mama: Hey, you can give his part to someone else. Granddad could do it.
Cat: No, he couldn’t. I’m the ultimate kangaroo.